[Which is basically modern-day hieroglyphics, but maybe it makes a bit more sense with the context of the file that follows it: a video recorded in a full-length mirror, just about fifteen seconds long of Cater halfway undressed and stroking himself. He sticks his tongue out and winks at the camera before it ends.]
[So that response comes back and Cater, shameless as he is, can't help his face from turning a bright shade of red. Fuck! Just kill him, seriously! This is so, so cringe! He has to take a minute to scream into his pillow and think about this before daring to actually address the message.
It's soooo tempting to just ghost, but he's better than that.
Well, not really. But still.]
what makes u say that king? 😉
[You know, aside from the fact that they've had, like, one single conversation.]
[OOF that's so sad. Where's Ortho when you need an AI to play Despacito? Okay, no, he can totally spin this into a positive.]
4 real? Man u must have hella good luck! That's like mega crazy odds, right??? Like f8 is like hey take a look at these hotties 🥵 and totes hooking u up!
[Just not going to directly address that his was, in fact, a complete misfire.]
[Is this potentially going to be a pity fuck? Yeah probably but Cater can take that knowledge to his grave if he has to. Anyway he's made more questionable decisions than this, probably.]
u kinda seem like u could use the company anyway watch my vid again while u wait 😇
[Considering Hermes is always pitiful...yes. He sends over his address - an apartment in the starter apartments in the Up. He hasn't bothered to move out just yet.]
I'll admit I wouldn't mind the company. I'll see you soon.
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[Which is basically modern-day hieroglyphics, but maybe it makes a bit more sense with the context of the file that follows it: a video recorded in a full-length mirror, just about fifteen seconds long of Cater halfway undressed and stroking himself. He sticks his tongue out and winks at the camera before it ends.]
un: caduceus
This definitely isn't for him but. He can appreciate it. Even if he feels like he's going to die from secondhand embarrassment.]
My apologies...I do not think this was intended for me.
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It's soooo tempting to just ghost, but he's better than that.
Well, not really. But still.]
what makes u say that king? 😉
[You know, aside from the fact that they've had, like, one single conversation.]
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4 real? Man u must have hella good luck! That's like mega crazy odds, right??? Like f8 is like hey take a look at these hotties 🥵 and totes hooking u up!
[Just not going to directly address that his was, in fact, a complete misfire.]
u alone?
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I am, yes. My Submissive left for the evening to visit his friend. Why do you ask?
[So it's just him, the half empty bottle of wine Hythlodaeus left the last time he was here and his serpentine familiar, Caduceus.]
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wanna get lucky? like rn?
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If you aren't averse to having me as a partner I wouldn't mind.
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[Is this potentially going to be a pity fuck? Yeah probably but Cater can take that knowledge to his grave if he has to. Anyway he's made more questionable decisions than this, probably.]
u kinda seem like u could use the company anyway
watch my vid again while u wait 😇
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I'll admit I wouldn't mind the company.
I'll see you soon.