[Hythlodaeus knocks cheerfully on his friend's door with a bottle of wine, and waits patiently for him to open the door. When he does he greets him with a smile, offering up the bottle.]
Hermes! I thought we could have a nice night in together... what say you?
[Does Emet-Selch know? No, but he could surely find them with his own soul sight if he wanted, so Hythlodaeus doesn't see a problem with it. He's allowed to hang out with his friend, whatever Emet-Selch thinks.]
Hermes! I thought we could have a nice night in together... what say you?
[Does Emet-Selch know? No, but he could surely find them with his own soul sight if he wanted, so Hythlodaeus doesn't see a problem with it. He's allowed to hang out with his friend, whatever Emet-Selch thinks.]
Having not heard from Hermes in a while, Hythlodaeus knocks on his door- he's left his rock at home but no doubt it will follow him here, too. The thought makes him sigh.
"Hermes?" He shifts his sight to check if he's even home, and there he is. Well, it alleviates the fear that he left completely, at least...
"I know that you're home, Hermes." He wonders if this has anything to do with the objects they've received from home. Most likely.
"Hermes?" He shifts his sight to check if he's even home, and there he is. Well, it alleviates the fear that he left completely, at least...
"I know that you're home, Hermes." He wonders if this has anything to do with the objects they've received from home. Most likely.
Edited 2022-06-10 05:41 (UTC)
[ Well, she's waited out things long enough. The D/S Finder brought her nothing so now it's plan B (which was technically plan A). So here she is calling Hermes. ]
Hello, Hermes! How are you today?
[ May as well start with the pleasantries. ]
Hello, Hermes! How are you today?
[ May as well start with the pleasantries. ]
A delicate pink box is left for Hermes, his name written neatly on the tag in script. Once opened, the inside contains a deck of cards and four chocolate chip cookies. There is a card inside that when opened, will sprinkle the reader with pink confetti and, in the same handwriting as the tag reads:
Hermes,
I hope you're well! Please enjoy the cookies and cards. Cookies make any day a little sweeter and everyone can find something fun to do with cards!
Take Care,
Elle Woods
Hi is this Hermes?
My name is Will Graham, I was told you might be the man to speak to about a dog.
My name is Will Graham, I was told you might be the man to speak to about a dog.
Backdated to Day after November Arrival; text; un: rosehearts
Is this Hermes?
It's Riddle Rosehearts. The young man with red hair.
We spoke at Autonomy yesterday?
It's Riddle Rosehearts. The young man with red hair.
We spoke at Autonomy yesterday?
Edited 2022-12-02 00:42 (UTC)
A bright red box with a silver ribbon is delivered to Hermes. Inside are pink snowflake sugar cookies and a fun selfie. The back of the picture reads:
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Thank you for being amazing! 💗 Elle
[Hypnos has not mastered the art of gift giving. Hasn't really ever done it before, to be honest, but it seems to be all the rage right now around the city! He's decided to join in on the fun, and thus he arrives at Hermes' abode, talking through the door as he knocks.]
Hello, hello, friend! It's your favorite god of sleep here to brighten your otherwise much less sociable day!
[Probably? He doesn't actually know what Hermes gets up to. In any case, when the door opens Hypnos is thrusting an unwrapped gift right into his face.]
I'm in the spirit, as the locals say! This is for you!
Hello, hello, friend! It's your favorite god of sleep here to brighten your otherwise much less sociable day!
[Probably? He doesn't actually know what Hermes gets up to. In any case, when the door opens Hypnos is thrusting an unwrapped gift right into his face.]
I'm in the spirit, as the locals say! This is for you!
[ The day before Christmas, as Persephone has come to learn the 25th is, there is a knock on the door. The moment Hermes opens it Persephone holds a carefully wrapped gift out to him with a bright smile. ]
A gift for you!
A gift for you!
[Riddle's voice is unusually shy when he speaks.]
Hermes? If it's alright, I'd like to ask your help with something. Um, it's... sort of Quota-related.
Hermes? If it's alright, I'd like to ask your help with something. Um, it's... sort of Quota-related.
Hythlodaeus is here for his usual pestering of Hermes- he has a bottle of wine and a smile when he teleports in past the door. Knocking seems pointless enough by now, it's not like Hermes doesn't know he's coming.
"Hermes! I'm here." He strides into the main room with a grin, where he notes Hermes by the window. He glances away at just the right time, however, to set the wine down- he's aware of the room flickering in faint light for a moment, but pays it little mind.
"And how are we today, my friend?"
"Hermes! I'm here." He strides into the main room with a grin, where he notes Hermes by the window. He glances away at just the right time, however, to set the wine down- he's aware of the room flickering in faint light for a moment, but pays it little mind.
"And how are we today, my friend?"
I keep finding myself daydreaming about bending you over and fucking you senseless.
It was been a while, after all.
It was been a while, after all.
[The text is simple:]
😘🍆🍆🍆👅💦
[Which is basically modern-day hieroglyphics, but maybe it makes a bit more sense with the context of the file that follows it: a video recorded in a full-length mirror, just about fifteen seconds long of Cater halfway undressed and stroking himself. He sticks his tongue out and winks at the camera before it ends.]
😘🍆🍆🍆👅💦
[Which is basically modern-day hieroglyphics, but maybe it makes a bit more sense with the context of the file that follows it: a video recorded in a full-length mirror, just about fifteen seconds long of Cater halfway undressed and stroking himself. He sticks his tongue out and winks at the camera before it ends.]
Hermes, I have a surprise for you! Meet me at the edge of the woods, won't you?
[At the edge of the woods, Hythlodaeus can be found leaning against a tree. He's spent some time wondering what Hermes would think of his new transformation, and now he feels is a good time to show him what he's now capable of. He's had to practice shifting and keeping his clothes intact, of course, but if all goes to plan they won't need to worry about those for long.]
[At the edge of the woods, Hythlodaeus can be found leaning against a tree. He's spent some time wondering what Hermes would think of his new transformation, and now he feels is a good time to show him what he's now capable of. He's had to practice shifting and keeping his clothes intact, of course, but if all goes to plan they won't need to worry about those for long.]
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE!
IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1
IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY!
BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!![ on christmas eve, a delivery in a brown paper bag, handles tied with gold and silver ribbon, is delivered to his home. inside are five candy apples, christmas-themed. a card is attached,
Happy Christmas, Hermes. May your holiday be merry and bright. I hope you enjoy these.
With warmth,
Daphne ]
Happy Christmas, Hermes. May your holiday be merry and bright. I hope you enjoy these.
With warmth,
Daphne ]
[ a sturdy ivory envelope addressed to / HERMES / with a periwinkle wax seal arrives at your home address on june fifteenth.

attached is a handwritten note -- ]
Dearest Hermes,
Your attendance would be most cherished. Please bring a guest as it pleases you.
Yours,
Daphne ]
💐 PARTY LOG LOCATED HERE 💐

attached is a handwritten note -- ]
Dearest Hermes,
Your attendance would be most cherished. Please bring a guest as it pleases you.
Yours,
Daphne ]
Edited (oops lmao sorry) 2024-06-22 03:39 (UTC)
[after getting a message about a citation, she figured it would be best to come clean about it to her Dominant.
Thus she sent the image to Hermes, along with a message:]
Sorry, I ended up getting into trouble with the guards.
I'll be working more at Catsanova to make up for it, so if you don't see me around- that's why.
Thus she sent the image to Hermes, along with a message:]
Sorry, I ended up getting into trouble with the guards.
I'll be working more at Catsanova to make up for it, so if you don't see me around- that's why.
[And he would be sent a text, with this image attached.]
Hey- I was able to get some new clothes. What do you think?
Hey- I was able to get some new clothes. What do you think?
[ Maybe a video call later... but for now, she's sending some voicemail! ]
Hermes? [ ... ] Um, do you still have room in your place?
Something scary happened down here. And... I think I need some company. And a new room!
Hermes? [ ... ] Um, do you still have room in your place?
Something scary happened down here. And... I think I need some company. And a new room!
[ On one of the days she has to spend in his home, Bernie sneaks a small, ribboned-up pouch of hand-stitched drink coasters. All are dahlias in different colors. She doesn't know if he knows what they mean, but... they're pretty! And maybe they'd look nice under some teacups. ]
Thank you for your kindness. I hope I can be half as patient and helpful as you've been to me, to you in the coming year.
Bernadetta

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